Portable unit that warns drivers before they hit a parked car

This is an idea, not a product. Nothing here has been built or tested unless a linked technology profile says so.
The problem
Parked cars are often scraped or dented by drivers manoeuvring nearby, and the owner is not there to warn them.
The idea
A small battery unit placed on the dashboard or rear shelf would watch the space around the car with a compact depth sensor. When another vehicle came within a set distance and kept closing, it would flash a bright light and sound a short tone to warn the other driver, and log the event with a timestamp for the owner.
Enabling technology
- Event-based (neuromorphic) cameras: Event-based cameras have pixels that report only when the brightness at that pixel changes, instead of recording full frames at a fixed rate. This gives very fast response, a wide range of brightness that a camera can handle, and low data output, and it needs new software to use well.
- Solid-state lidar: Solid-state lidar measures distance with laser light using few or no large moving parts. It uses flash illumination, optical phased arrays or chip-scale FMCW. Chip results have been shown in the laboratory, but independent evidence of long-range, low-cost sensors in production is still limited.
What stands in the way
- The site's lidar profile notes that low-cost, long-range solid-state sensors are not yet independently proven; a parking unit would rely on short range only.
- Sensing through a windscreen, rain or dirt reduces range and reliability.
- The unit must tell a car about to hit from cars, people and cyclists passing safely, or it will sound constantly.
- Running for days on a battery while sensing all the time is difficult, and audible alerts in residential streets may breach local noise rules.
A cheap way to test it
Mount a short-range time-of-flight depth sensor behind a car windscreen and record 200 parking manoeuvres by other cars in a car park, with a video camera as a reference. Label which manoeuvres came within 30 cm, and measure how often the unit would have warned in time, missed a close approach or triggered falsely.